6:20am. Just got home from work. I was appropriately nocturnal. Am going to bed now.

Well, it’s 3:30pm and I just woke up. I think that’s nocturnal enough to do my nightshift.

mruff1122:

@robertdowneyJr Bros.

snapekillstrinitywithrosebud:

If you’re being followed by more people than you’re following you’re winning tumblr right?

I would normally be getting be getting up at this time (4:30am) to go to work but I’m doing my first night shift tomorrow (well, actually today, technically) so I haven’t even gone to bed yet.

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

The kitten has been in my bedroom for a minimum of four hours and I’ve only just noticed.

lainedeer:

Just boil your fucking baby.

jen-the-dead-pariah:

they saw the opportunity and they seized it.

jen-the-dead-pariah:

they saw the opportunity and they seized it.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

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